January 2012
34 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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The worst feeling
is when I think I made a really funny joke and NO ONE CARES. 
Jan 27th
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Another reason why facebook overwhelms me
So sometimes I’m just minding my own business, looking at a blog that I know several people in my general circle of friends/acquaintances also look at. And then I scroll far down enough and the right sidebar thing tells me which of my facebook friends liked or shared specific articles from that blog or however it works. This thing has zero regard for who I have hidden on my facebook news...
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Oh my
I just noticed that until a moment ago, this thing thought that I still live on the east coast and said I post things three hours ahead of when I actually have posted them. I’m sure that all 2 of the people who read this really care. So don’t worry, you guys. I fixed it. After almost a year and a half, I am ready to admit that I live in California.  Sadface. 
Jan 24th
Oh hey, just writing some coverage on a script...
Jan 21st
Jan 20th
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Fun games I play at work
1. How many times will I need to refold the hand towels in the bathroom after some of the guys unfold them every time they wash their hands? 2. Go as long as I can without a jacket before I feel the AC has frozen me completely.  3. How many times before lunch will I roll my eyes? 4. Try to make it through the day without a third cup of coffee, usually drank in the late afternoon. 5. Read as...
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I am so exhausted that I am spending time thinking...
JM: we have all been talking about wanting to watch it
JM: and he watched it a couple weeks ago
JM: and i finally watched it with cary and alexis last night
JM: so i can be like "hey i watched that woody allen documentary finally"
JM: and then we can talk about how great woody allen is
JM: and then more time will go by and then i can go home
BL: LOL
BL: perfect plan
Jan 18th
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I have been at the office for 50 minutes and no one else has arrived. I thought that maybe everyone else was taking MLK day off and didn’t tell me but we have so much to do this week and a few meetings scheduled today so I know that can’t be true. I was just super early because I’m leaving early. In any case, I had to burp just now and I let it go because no one is here and it...
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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WatchWatch
A++ gabedelahaye: I am very proud to have been a part of this Real Estate music video with Chris Gethard, Leah Giblin, Jake Fogelnest, Rob Hatch-Miller, Puloma Basu, and Tom Scharpling. #CirocTheNewYear
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Two questions:
1. Which one of my neighbors is the one that blasts “Funky Town” every weekend? 2. Why are they doing this to me? 
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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I'm feeling sick today so I think I will just...
Jan 7th
A thing that happened
I have googled “Ladysmith Black Mambazo” probably like seven times in the last two days but for two separate and completely unrelated purposes. 
Jan 6th
The very best day
iPhone day! “Welcome to 2007!” - my coworker “Emoji smiley face thumbs up cactus balloon!” - me
Jan 4th
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Any time I’m at work and I see something on a blog about Courtney Stodden, I feel a burst of the kind of embarrassment I would normally get when I accidentally click a post that turns out to be NSFW. 
Jan 4th
Jan 4th
WatchWatch
My first day back at work since winter break has been pretty boring except for the gossipy gabfest I had with the guy whose desk is next to mine. As he tends to do, my pal Dave has managed to brighten my day. “OK GREAT PROJECT!” vanuaryfilm: A Vanuary Message From The Future This mysterious video appeared in front of Travis Ezell’s screening of The World of Missing Persons on...
Jan 4th
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Santorum Salad: Iowa Pizza Ranch Names Signature... →
“A lot of people ask about the economy and the threat of Iran and about military aid and maybe about social issues, whether it be abortion rights or something else. I don’t care about those things, I care about what you think about my damn salad,” said Keith Prange, assistant manager and the maker of the salad.
Jan 3rd
Cool things
I was looking through my old posts trying to find a specific thing and I came across a typo that happened over a month ago. I just fixed it and I’m definitely feeling super about it and not at all pathetic. 
Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
26 posts
Becca and Jen review a movie (Up In The Air...
BL: SO IS HE SUPPOSED TO CALL U TODAY
BL: OR IS IT "UP IN THE AIR"
JM: IT IS "UP IN THE AIR"
JM: MY LEAST FAVORITE JASON REITMAN MOVIE
BL: MINE TOO
BL: GOD
BL: THE ENDING
BL: BULL
BL: SHIT
JM: I MEAN I DIDN'T EVEN MIND THAT SHE WAS MARRIED
BL: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR THAT
JM: I WAS LIKE "THANK GOD SOME KIND OF CONFLICT"
BL: YEAH
JM: BUT THEY SAVED IT FOR THE END!
JM: AND ALSO?
JM: I AM SORRY
JM: BUT
JM: I HATED THE "REAL UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE"
BL: ME TOO
BL: THEY WERE HORRIBLE
BL: IT WAS SO CYNICAL
JM: THEY WERE
JM: AND IT WAS SO GIMMICKY
JM: LIKE
JM: I GET IT
JM: REAL PEOPLE EXPERIENCE THIS EVERY DAY
JM: AND IT SUCKS
BL: BUT
JM: BUT THIS IS NOT A GD DOCUMENTARY
BL: I KNOW!!!
BL: AND HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY THE UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE
BL: PROLLY LIKE
BL: $200
BL: FOR ONE DAY
JM: RIGHT?
JM: UGH
JM: STUPID.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Oh No They Didn't! - Dido gives birth to a son;... →
It’s been hours since I heard about this and I still can’t believe it is real.  imbeccable: WHAT
Dec 26th
My facebook timeline is still in preview mode I...
Maybe it’s not. Whatever the case, I looked at so many old posts and it made me nostalgic which was fun for a while and then it was the sad kind of nostalgia that makes me nauseous. Is it weird that I’m afraid to delete my facebook because I won’t know how else I will remember things that happened in my life? Which then makes me think, “Maybe I should delete my facebook and...
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
Hanging out with my mom is so sick
JM: I AM HANGING WITH CAROL TODAY
BL: OMG
BL: IS IT
BL: ANTIQUETIME?!!?
BL: AND
BL: LUNCHIES
JM: YES
BL: SO SICK
Dec 21st
Vacation day 2
- Woke up at 7:45, could not go back to sleep - Watched a sitcom that is too embarrassing for me to tell the internet I am watching for a few hours - Continued working on a mix I’m making and may or may not send to the person it is intended for, depending on when/if I ever finish it - Made plans to drive a friend to the airport I think I’m doing this vacation thing wrong. Help?
Dec 20th
fuckyeahdementia: haters gonna… [via]
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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